Don’t be ridiculous. Uncle Monty: Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. All rights reserved. Oh God. This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. You'll have to find us first. We can't go on like this. You got a rush. How like a god! Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Marwood: Give me a Valium, I'm getting the FEAR! “Withnail: This is ridiculous. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. He can eat his ****ing radish. I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! Withnail: Then the ****er will rue the day! Monty: As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. Don't be ridiculous. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Withnail: How can it be so cold in here? Withnail: We're doing a feature for Country Life. Flowers are essentially tarts. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then! Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity. Wake up you bastard, or I burn this bastard bed down! Monty: (to the cat) you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful... Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Peter Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. ― Bruce Robinson, Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay. Marwood: Right, now we're going to have to approach this scientifically. Marwood: Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. Eat some sugar. Sir? First Policeman: Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? Withnail: We’ve gone on holiday by mistake. Withnail: Listen, we're bona fide. Why can't I get on television? You will make it low. It's you he wants. Marwood: Suits me, he can eat his fucking radish. Peter Marwood: I've no idea. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! AAAAARGGGHHHH! I demand to have some booze. Marwood: Well, I don't know. I tell you, I've a fuck sight more talent that half the rubbish that gets on television. Bastards! We're in danger, we've got to get out. It's like Greenland in here. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. I'll deal with the water and the plumbings, you check the fuel and wood situation. Danny: No need to get uptight, man. Quotes will be submitted for approval by the RT staff. Withnail: [after an altercation with Jake the poacher] If I see that silage heap hanging about up here, I'LL TAKE THE BASTARD AXE TO HIM! “Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can’t.”. We're in this cottage here. The official screenplay includes quotes that didn't make the film. There is, you’ll agree, a certain ‘je ne sais quoi’ oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.”. • Look at that. Bastard must have died. This is ridiculous. Marwood stands there, petrified].
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